Yes! I'm A Senior Citizen

• I'm the life of the party -- even if it lasts until 8PM.
• I'm very good at opening childproof caps -- with a hammer.
• I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.
• I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
• I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
• I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...
• I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine.
• I'm so cared for -- long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.
• I'm not really grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, Toyota commercials, Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I can't seem to remember right now.
• I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.
• I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
• I'm having trouble remembering simple words like...
• I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.
• I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days, and when did they let kids become policemen?
• I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?
• And, how can my kids be older than I feel sometimes?
• I'm a walking storeroom of facts -- I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.
• Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

Now if I could only remember who sent this to me...